Q: Why don’t celebrities ever get too hot?
A: Because they have so many fans!
Q: What did the limestone cliff say to the geologist?
A: Don’t take me for granite!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What sort of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How can doctors tell that a vampire has a cold?
A: When they start coffin!